Yesterday, a seventeen month old baby was shot in the face by an AR-15. Seven more were killed, and many, many more injured as a gunman fired off shots while being chased by Odessa Texas police. While the little girl did survive the ordeal, it turns out that this was just another day at the office for President Trump. Per his quote about the shooting “this really hasn’t changed anything about gun control.” Those present at this announcement were in shock beyond belief to hear the President say something truthful. It hasn’t changed anything…and it won’t. In fact just yesterday, Texas passed laws to expand gun ownership. How astonishingly brilliant of them.
Really this shooting is just another example of one more deraigned white guy exercising his right to kill everyone he feels like killing. Afterall, according to modern Republican dogma, the right to bear arms supersedes the right to Life, Liberty, or Happiness. I mean how can anyone be happy if they can’t kill their neighbor? Isn’t that in the Bible? Kill thy Neighbor? It must be. That’s the only book the gun lobby reads. I know…I heard La Pierre say it in an NRA speech.
I also just heard on Fox News that the only way for this to be prevented is to add more guns. I’ve heard this little gem for far too long. Add more guns? What the hell do you do when you see someone choking? Choke them? If you think like this, I’m sorry, you’re an idiot. More weapons never, in the history of forever, prevented less death. Ever. Look it up! In a book. You know what books are? They’re in these buildings called Libraries. You should go in one once in a while. It will help you when people use words with more than one syllable.
Maybe you’re right though. Maybe we do need more guns in the world. After all, the only way to stop a bad guy with a gun, is to have a good guy with a gun. Then again, I’d like to try option B. That being neither guy has a gun. We could try that option. Then again, according to your beliefs it’s the responsibility of the victim to protect themselves. That’s the law of nature after all. I guess someone should have told that little girl. I guess if that little tiny defenseless baby would have had an oozy or something, she’d have her face today.
You know, you’re right. A good guy with a gun is a defense against a bad guy with a gun. That kid should have had a gun, and she’d be just fine today. She should have gone out and bought that oozy. Then today she’d have a perfect, priceless little face, with teeth and lips and everything so she could eat and be a normal kid. How dare she ruin the life of a murderer by not being able to defend herself. Damnit! She should have gone out and bought a gun. What was wrong with her? Stupid kid.
Rex