I am officially done with this stay at home bullshit. I live in a community that has one person for every square mile. In New York there are 27000. We’ve been sheltering in place since c1840. Treating this place like its New York city is the most idiotic decision since New Coke. Still, has my life changed much since this all happened? Nope. Do I fear I will catch some incurable disease and die over all this? Nope. Do I think there is a chance that I could be carrying something that might kill someone? Yep. And the reason I’m carrying it is because people have lost their fucking your minds!
If you don’t think this government is a cluster looking for a fuck, then you’re not paying attention. At every turn they have made decisions that put lives in danger. COVID-19 is one thing but shutting down a global economy to get people to take a bath is insanity. Not only that people who buy thousands of rolls of toilet paper, drink bleach and fishbowl cleaner to cure a disease, or who think that some fake billionaire daddy’s boy gives a flying fuck about them should be enabled to allow nature to take its course.
Crashing the economy is a friggin danger. I know you left wing mamby-pamby breast feeding wannabes think that hiding under your parent’s couch is a good plan, so just cover your eyes and think of safe spaces on your college campus so no one can disagree with your warped, fake, fluffy unicorn world. Go on princess…hide your eyes. Mommy will be by to feed her little boy his bottle. Jesus…no wonder we need gender neutral bathrooms. You’re all wearing your hear in a bun so it’s impossible to tell which of you has the vagina.
The danger we are in now is crashing an economy that runs a planet. That’s right, WE run the planet. We keep the majority of the world fed. We keep the masses from turning into a group of armed, frustrated, uncontrolled, hangry wackos. Think a zombie apocalypse isn’t possible? Oh the fuck it isn’t. You should see me if I miss an afternoon snack. It’s a wonder I haven’t stabbed someone. Keep me unfed for a couple of days and I’d become such a killing machine that World War Z would seem like a comedy. There’d be more bodies on the deck than you could count, and I’m just one guy. Add millions to that number and you’d have a mass riot that no military in the world could control. Remember, we’re not Russia. We are not China. We’re the United States of America! 330 million pissed off wholey entitled assholes!
I’m not kidding. If you think this virus is the biggest danger to humanity, then you need to read up on some history. Almost every revolution in this world was caused because people were poor, hungry and pissed the fuck off. Just you wait. If this shit lasts for another 18 months and millions of people are out of work, children are dying from mal nutrition, and families going hungry because they can’t buy food, then the virus that you so fear will massively pale in comparison to the utter destruction you will see when man begins to prey on man for no other reason than they need a simple meal.