In one day…Computer won’t connect to Internet, office phone offline (SIP phone connected to Internet so goes with computer not working). Cell phone stops working. Go to Verizon to find out I have to pay for phone only six months old. Bike breaks. Drive hour to shop to get parts. Shop gives me wrong parts, drive an hour back to shop to get right parts. Go out to mow yard. Mower wont’ start. Charge battery. Belt to blade deck breaks. Chain on toilet breaks. Replace chain and handle breaks. Go to Home Depot for parts. Decide day crappy, so go to see movie. Old woman yaks up lung butter all during moving…most likey has Swine Flu and I’ll die in the next week. Finally get online. Log into client’s office and IT department removed my account. Still have week left in contract. They reformatted computer so eight months work lost. Have to recreate it by Friday. IT department sends me e-mail to the account that was closed, wondering why I dont’ answer. OK…so maybe I’m not in hell, just a repeating version of a Dilbert cartoon. Either way…it blows.