It’s the Black Guy – Ranting Rex

It used to be that the worst thing that could happen during a country music concert was a drunk redneck might puke on your shoes. Now you have to worry about nut cases shooting you from 400 yards away and 32 stories up. I think the trade-off is a little ridiculous but this is the price you have to pay for living in a free society. When the shooting starts, just make sure to curl up and make yourself small.

I know, I know. The left wing hired this guy so they could take your guns. We can’t let that happen. We need to make sure we protect all our gun rights. I’m all for it. Just keep those laws how they are. It reduces the population and makes my commute to work easier. We can just tally the gun deaths like we do traffic accidents. It’s the cost of doing business. It will be a boon for the bullet proof clothing industry. In ten years we’ll all be walking around with color coordinated body armor as we shop at Walmart.

Just keep in mind that none of this happened because of a retired white guy who went off his meds. That’s not the case at all. It was the NFL and all those traitor flag kneelers. Pat Robertson said so. Make sure you understand that this wasn’t the fault of this man. He was distraught by all the disrespect for God and the flag. It wasn’t his fault at all. It was the black guy’s.

If we just had more guns this wouldn’t have happened. Who cares that this guy was 400 yards away and 32 stories up barricaded in a corner room of a hotel. To put that in perspective for you that’s 4 football fields, and almost 4 water towers high like the one where you first had sex with your cousin. But of course you could have killed him if you only were only able to have the .45 you keep shoved in the crack of your ass. Sure, you might have killed a few innocent people while you tried to make the shot…I mean if you didn’t get killed first, or even if you could hit the building from that distance, but that’s the price we pay for freedom.

Just remember that the only Amendment to the constitution is the second one. Without guns we can’t be protected from the people with all the guns. And remember, don’t speak out against guns. That’s just wrong. Because again…the Second Amendment is the most important one on the books! The first one can just go to hell. We need to make sure that no one speaks ill of our guns.

And keep in mind this isn’t the fault of President Trump. Even though he countermanded an executive order that would prevent people deemed mentally unfit from owning firearms. It’s not his fault we have a few more crazy people out there shooting at everyone. That’s not the reason at all. This was the fault of the previous administration making all those rules that made people crazy. So again…this isn’t the fault of the white guy. It’s the black guy.

Thanks Obama

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