My Christmas Message to You

Many of you have spent the last few weeks clamoring to prepare for this Christmas day.  It’s been weeks of planning for you and yours.  (I’m speaking of the women, of course.  For most men, they finally remembered yesterday they needed to get everyone a gift, and headed out around midnight to see what was left).  Still…even for them…at moments it seemed like the world is upside down, and spinning in the opposite direction.  Well…it was either that or the eggnog. 

Now is the day everyone reaps the benefits of your labor.  Presents are wrapped, Santa’s been by, and dinner is prepped for the oven.  As I write this, you’re sitting quietly with a cup of coffee, waiting for the onslaught of excited children, holiday parades, and the exchange of gifts.  Just please tell me you didn’t actually wrap the underwear and socks as a gift.  Really…have some imagination.

Anyway, while you’re here I wanted to remind you that with all the craziness in the world, and all the hoopla over who will be President, or Donald Trump’s hair, or the burning questions you have over which Kardashian will get married next, that none of it matters.  The world is safe.  It will be here long after we are gone.  So really…the only thing that matters is who your friends are, and that FAMILY is the most important thing in your life. 

Merry Christmas Everyone,

I love you,

Rex

A Rant for Christmas

Is there another war being declared, of which I am not privy?  Has congress voted to take up arms against another enemy who threatens our very existence?  Who is attacking us?  Where are they from?  Why do we need an enemy to make us whole?  We’ve pretty much declared war on everyone else on the globe, so who are we going after now?  Oh yea…Christmas.

Someone needs to explain to my why, every year, Christian Conservatives and Fox news get their panties in a bunch and declare there is a war on Christmas.  What war?  Who are the Christmas haters out there who have taken on the Grinch banner and decided that we must demolish the holiday?  These people are obviously anti-Christian.  I mean…they hate Christmas trees, and presents, and Shopping Malls.  They’re Un-American!  They’re Pagans!  How dare they hinder the purchase of my new Xbox 360 to celebrate the birth of Jesus.

I’ve never met anyone who has been offended because someone said Merry Christmas instead of Happy Holidays.  However I have met a few who said someone ELSE would be offended.  I hate victims.  I’m not talking about people who have suffered a tragedy in their lives.  I’m talking about the people who decide that when someone else says something, or parts their hair a certain way, they’re all of a sudden a victim of an innocuous action.  “My friend has shingles.  The name of your roofing material offends me.”  Seriously…get a life.  Someone decided they wanted to be a victim, so they make an idiotic statement about someone attacking a holiday. 

The real reason we say Happy Holidays is not because someone hated Christmas it’s because there are like 15 holidays between Thanksgiving and New Years.  If you’re not carrying a smartphone, or day planner in your hand to reference the day, you’re likely to put “Happy” before the wrong holiday.  We’re busy.  Happy Holiday’s is just easier.  I mean, this is how wars really start.  If you think I’m kidding, look up “Weapons of Mass Destruction.” 

So Christmas victim, your worries are not based on anything resembling reality.  Santa Clause is not being attacked by Amazonian, gay, lesbian, men who want nothing more than to destroy the holiday for you.  Think about it…Gaudy decorations and all manner of shiny objects and flashing lights hanging from homes and offices around the world.   I mean if you think about it…is there anything more gay than a tree covered in glitter?  I think not.
Merry Ho Ho!
Rex

Welcome to Hooters!

OK…my closet male chauvinist is coming out.  It seems that Herman Cain is in a lot of trouble over whether he had inappropriate conduct with female co-workers over a decade ago.  While I think this type of behavior is abhorrent, I’m not sure it matters.  After watching his accusers on TV, I’m not sure I care.  Also, I would just like to remind everyone that the last time we had a scandal of this nature, we elected a two term Democratic President who served over the greatest economic boom our country had seen since the end of World War II.  And does anyone really remember who Jennifer Flowers was?

Watching the Republican field go at each other is analogous to watching alligators eat their young.  I have to say that I enjoy it very much.  It shows the voters what the candidates are really like.  It also weakens all of them and provides a host of material for Democrats to use against them in the general election.  They will be so bruised and battered next November I doubt they will be able to stand at a podium.  Still, I would rather see a discussion about how they will get America back to work than rehashed allegations of what happened so many years ago. 

I have said in my previous article “Is Cain Abel” https://rantingrex.com/2011/10/is-cain-abel.html that while I don’t think he has any critical thinking ability, he does, if nothing else, speak from the hip.  I find that refreshing.  It appears that many Americans feel the same way.  While they don’t agree with the man, at least they understand what he’s saying. 

It is true, that Cain is not a practiced politician.  However, he must have some abilities.  He oversaw the operations of an organization that got people to pay for pizza with no more flavor than the box it came in.  I mean come on…that has to amount for something!  Perhaps he can use his skills of sales and organization to push through workable legislation.  All we’re getting now is reaffirmations of what we already have in place.  I’m not a fan of reruns.  We need to see something new.

I have said before that I doubt I would vote for Herman Cain.  I’m still of that mind.  However, I am chomping at the bit to see a debate between Cain and Obama.  I would like to see what happens when a politician, who admittedly, I like, and a business man, who I kind of like, come head to head during a debate.  I think it would be interesting to see the straight answer come head to head with the oral jigsaw puzzle that comes out of a politician’s mouth. 

I have to offer though, that if Cain ever became President, and we could have the economic growth we saw during the Clinton years…I’ll pay for the hookers.  Hell…if we can get Bill to serve on his cabinet, maybe we can just remove all pretense and make the Whitehouse a Hooters!

We Are Many

Does anyone remember the 60s?  The world was in turmoil, college campuses and public buildings were constantly overrun by young, vibrant, dedicated, and often unruly protesters.  Political leaders condemned the protesters as spoiled, unwashed, and uninformed agitators with no direction and no leadership.  They were called Anarchists, Communists, children who should take a bath, cut their hair, and get a job.  They were said to lack direction and discipline.  It has been 50 years, a long time coming, but welcome folks…to the good ole days.

The political commentary and opinion hounds on the conservative talk shows have done their level best to discredit the protesters.  I don’t see much difference between them and the gray haired, horn rimmed, curmudgeons of the 1960s.  We are now five decades later and the ghosts of protests past have finally had enough.  A whole host of dedicated loyal, and fed up Americans are speaking out against the economic injustice.

Occupy America is tired of seeing large corporations that make huge profits, not pay their fair share into the economy we all support.  Make no mistake.  Occupy America has no problem with someone being rich through hard work and perseverance.  What they have a problem with is someone else getting rich on theirs.  These people are looking for equality, not superiority.  They are looking for representation, not annihilation. 

I hear arguments that the protesters lack a clear message.  That’s not true, and to say so is intellectual dishonesty.  While they often speak with a different voice, we all know exactly what their message is:  They want to be able to support their families.  They want a roof over their heads.  They want jobs.  They don’t want to see their opportunities shipped overseas for no more than an uptick in market share.  They want an employer that doesn’t look upon them as a liability, but an asset.  They want healthcare.  They want to know that if they fall ill, they have somewhere to go that will ensure they have a chance at getting better.  They want security.  They want to make enough, so that when they retire, they don’t have to rely on the government to care for them in their old age.  What they want is the American dream. 

Pundits and politicians also say that Occupy America lacks leadership.  “No one is taking a stand to lead these people.  Who are their leaders?”  Well, not to put too fine a point on it, but YOU ARE.  You, our elected officials are their leaders.  We voted for you, we elected you, and we expect you, as leaders of our Representative Republic to actually represent OUR interests. 

I have also watched the media attempt to pit the Tea Party and Occupy America against each other.  On a limited level it has worked.  However, both the Tea Party, and Occupy America are finding out that these institutions, which are both under the thumbs of big business, through lobbyists and advertising dollars, don’t really represent them.  Like so many years ago, both sides are coming to the conclusion that, in this battle, they are on the same side.  It is in the best interest of corporate America to keep these two camps at odds.  They know, as I know, that once they merge forces, all their political power will be instantly gone.

The late 60s and early 70s were times of great upheaval and transformation.  An entire generation stood up against war, poverty, racism, and sexism.  But it wasn’t until the curmudgeons and the radicals began marching together that change became inevitable.  It took both sides to stand up against the oppressive juggernaut of economic, social and political forces which strived to hold them down.  They learned that their political leaders had become corrupt, worried more about making the other guy look bad, and ensuring their own political power, than listening to the people they were elected to represent. 

So political leaders….when you sit down in front of the camera, when you pontificate at the podium, and when you obfuscate the truth, remember that you are our leaders.  We elected you.  You represent US.  Keep this in mind as well:

WE ARE MANY!  WE ARE PISSED!  AND WE VOTE!

Is Cain Abel?

I have been paying very close attention to the Republican candidates.  I find much of what they say amusing, some of it fascinating, and the rest of it frightening.  However, one person has been standing out amongst the others, which is quite a surprise to me…for many reasons.  The first is that I never thought I would meet a Republican Candidate in this race that I liked.  The other is that when I heard this man speak almost a year ago, I liked him then, but I thought…there is no way this man will even get CLOSE to the front of the pack.  Boy was I wrong.

The surprise horse in this race for me is Herman Cain.  Now at first blush you might think it crazy that a black man is running as a Republican.  Yes, that in itself is rather interesting.  However, we are looking at the first generation of black millionaires in the country, so all things considered, it’s not that much of a shock.  Still, what is most interesting to me about the man is that, while I disagree with his platform, I am pleasantly surprised at his honest, straightforward approach in selling it.  After decades of double-talk, it’s a nice change.

When Herman Cain is asked a question, he provides an answer.  If he doesn’t have all the information, he’s smart enough to not wing it.  This is in sharp contrast to most politicians who know little, and speak for hours on subjects in which they are by no means familiar.  It’s nice to know there is someone out there who is smart enough to know he is not smart enough.

Still, Cain often comes across as a high school student who, while filled with grand theories and ideas, lacks the insight and life experience required to understand their implication.  For example, his 9,9,9 plan is supposed to boost the economy.  Well, it will do that.  It will boost it into the ground.  On spec, I like the plan.  It is simple, addresses much of the tax code problems, and streamlines the tax process to a point where we could eliminate much of the 450 billion dollars we provide to the IRS.  However, after mild scrutiny it is pretty obvious that it would destroy an industry of Accountants, Tax Lawyers, and Financial institutions.  Not that I’m very fond of any of those institutions, but the billions of dollars these industries generate would be gone.  Also the millions of people doing those jobs would need somewhere to work.  I’m not sure killing an Institution, and putting millions on the bread lines is a well thought out strategy.

His position on Abortion is a little frightening as well.  He thinks that Abortions in cases of Rape and Incest should be banned.  When he was asked about whether an abortion should be done to save the life of the mother he stated “that’s up to the family to decide.”  I have a problem with that stance.  If you’re going to ban it for rape and incest, then why give a pass for the life of the mother?  You’ve already got one leg in the crazy box, you might as well put the other in as well.  I’m not a fan of abortion, but I’m also not a fan of telling people how to live their lives.  I don’t know how you can call yourself a conservative, and tell people what choices they should make about their own bodies.  And forcing a 12 year old victim of incest to carry a child to term that her father produced is sickening beyond words.

Now you may ask yourself with all these faults why I like Cain?  Well, I don’t have to agree with someone to like them.  I’m not saying I would vote for him.  I just find honesty a refreshing characteristic in politics.  He’s also very articulate, which is a welcome change from Rick Perry.  If you gave Perry two words, and a map, it would be a week before you got a coherent sentence out of the man.  Not to mention I’m pretty sure he’s clinically retarded, similar to many of the prisoners he’s executed.  I also like dealing with someone who doesn’t change their mind based on the political winds of the moment.  Listening to Mitt Romney’s political ideology is much like dealing with the weather in Colorado.  If you don’t like it, just wait.  It will be completely different in just a few minutes.

So here and now, this hardcore Democrat will make a prediction:  If Herman Cain can make it past all the Caucuses, Primaries, and Tea Party crazies, there is a 50/50 chance he will be the next President.  Once he gets past that onslaught it will make for quite the interesting race to the White House.  Hell, and if Cain finds a way to keep the right-wing from finding out he’s black, his nomination will be a lock!