Ya Vol! – Ranting Rex

Yesterday Jeb Bush, son and brother of two people significantly more successful than he announced that people shouldn’t be allowed to enter this country unless they are Christian. People like him are so enamored with the Constitution perhaps they should read it? But wait, they always start with the second Amendment. You know there’s a first one right? It’s really the most important. I guess free speech and religious freedom mean nothing. Either way, when a candidate for the President of the United States announces that no one should be able to enter the country unless they are Christian, it’s time to speak up.

I really want to understand how people like that think. I really do. They espouse so many things that make zero sense. I wonder where it comes from. Why are they so afraid? They have slogans like “we need to take this country back.” Back from what? People that aren’t rich, straight, Christian, and white? You don’t mean you want to take it BACK. You want to take it from FROM!

They must be the biggest sissies that ever walked the planet. They can’t leave their living room without being armed to the teeth. People claim they want government out of their lives, unless it’s a military that walks the streets and requires an hourly cavity search. You say you don’t like gay people? Then why do you constantly make rules that force you to repeatedly subject yourself to anal probing? Seems pretty gay to me.

France was attacked. It’s horrible. This shouldn’t have happened. However, a month ago you thought funding an invasion in Syria was a mistake, now all of a sudden the President is weak for not going to war, and you want us to invade. I’m sorry…did they attack the U.S.? Syria didn’t even attack France. Some crazy assed right wing extremists did that. You know…people like you. Syria is too busy fighting a civil war. If you read a newspaper rather than listening to idiots, you’d know that.

You can’t justify your hateful stupidity by claiming the Koran and Islam is the only violent religion. “But Islam cuts the heads off their enemies, they stone women, and beat their children. The Koran tells them to.” Well gomer…have you picked up a Bible lately? Pretty much says the same thing. These people do these things not because of their religion, it’s because they are in an area that has no law. In other words, no secular system which prevents them from acting on the crazy writings within a 2000 year old book. Take the law away from the U.S., and we’d still have slavery, women would still be in the kitchen, and men would have multiple wives. It’s all the same.

Just to set the record straight here are the numbers for the things that might kill you each year:

Gun violence deaths: 11,541 (unrelated to terrorism)
Death by traffic accident: 36,166
Medical Malpractice: 195,000 (so much for the best healthcare system in the world).
Deaths to Americans worldwide from a Muslim extremist: 20
Deaths from Americans from a Christian extremist…wait for it: 45 with 5628 crimes committed by Christians against minorities each year.

So for the love of God, stop wetting your diaper. You’ll be fine. The boogie man isn’t waiting around every corner to take whatever is yours. Believe me. No one wants what you have. We’re fine without it. I’m pretty sure I’d rather have a car with wheels and a house without. Please, stop being afraid of everything. It’s OK. It’s not a personal insult if someone doesn’t love the way you do. It’s not a bad thing if someone isn’t white, or doesn’t speak your language, or doesn’t pray like you. It’s OK. You’ll still be able to do the things you did yesterday tomorrow. Well…as long as you’re not building that Muslim concentration camp.

Ya Vol!

Rex

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